Answers
given by 2nd
grade school
children to
the following
questions:
Why
did God make
mothers?
1.
She's the only
one who knows
where the
scotch tape
is.
2.
Mostly to
clean the
house.
3.
To help us out
of there when
we were
getting born.
How
did God make
mothers?
1.
He used dirt,
just like for
the rest of
us.
2.
Magic plus
super powers
and a lot of
stirring.
3.
God made my
mom just the
same like he
made me. He
just used
bigger parts.
What
ingredients
are mothers
made of?
1.
God makes
mothers out of
clouds and
angel hair and
everything
nice in the
world and one
dab of mean.
2.
They had to
get their
start from
men's bones.
Then they
mostly use
string, I
think.
Why
did God give
you your
mother and not
some other
mom?
2.
God knew she
likes me a lot
more than
other people's
mom like me.
What
kind of a
little girl
was your mom?
1.
My mom has
always been my
mom and none
of that other
stuff.
2.
I don't know
because I
wasn't there,
but my guess
would be
pretty bossy.
3.
They say she
used to be
nice.
What
did mom need
to know about
dad before she
married him?
2.
She had to
know his
background.
Like is he a
crook? Does he
get drunk on
beer?
3.
Does he make
at least $800
a year? Did he
say NO to
drugs and YES
to chores?
Why
did your mom
marry your
dad?
1.
My dad makes
the best
spaghetti in
the world. And
my mom eats a
lot.
2.
She got too
old to do
anything else
with him.
3.
My grandma
says that mom
didn't have
her thinking
cap on.
Who's
the boss at
your house?
1.
Mom doesn't
want to be
boss, but she
has to because
dad's such a
goof ball.
2.
Mom. You can
tell by room
inspection.
She sees the
stuff under
the bed.
3.
I guess mom
is, but only
because she
has a lot more
to do than
dad.
What's
the difference
between moms
and dads?
1.
Moms work at
work and work
at home and
dads just go
to work at
work.
2.
Moms know how
to talk to
teachers
without
scaring them.
3.
Dads are
taller and
stronger, but
moms have all
the real power
cause that's
who you got to
ask if you
want to sleep
over at your
friends.
4.
Moms have
magic, they
make you feel
better without
medicine.
What
does your mom
do in her
spare time?
1.
Mothers don't
do spare time.
2.
To hear her
tell it, she
pays bills all
day long.
What
would it take
to make your
mom perfect?
1.
On the inside
she's already
perfect.
Outside, I
think some
kind of
plastic
surgery.
2.
Diet. You
know, her
hair. I'd
diet, maybe
blue.
If
you could
change one
thing about
your mom, what
would it be?
1.
She has this
weird thing
about me
keeping my
room clean.
I'd get rid of
that.
2.
I'd make my
mom smarter.
Then she would
know it was my
sister who did
it not me.
3.
I would like
for her to get
rid of those
invisible eyes
on the back of
her head.
WHEN
YOU STOP
LAUGHING --
SEND IT ON TO
OTHER MOTHERS,
GRANDMOTHERS,
AND
AUNTS....and
anyone else
who has
anything to do
with kids or
just needs a
good
laugh!!!!!!
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